Hell Cometh for the Holidays - On May 18, 2025 Nixon Newell returned home to Cardiff, thinking ATTACK! Pro Wrestling was going to honor her with an event named after her theme music C'est La Vie. Instead, it was a conniving plot hatched by management to replace Nixon with Dani Luna, who won their match then proceeded to patronize Newell. Nixon taught Dani through violence that one does not patronize Nixon Newell. After giving management a piece of her mind, Nixon gladly returned to her new home of Houston, Texas. As Nixon competed throughout the United States, back in Wales her #1 fan (and aspiring wrestler) AJ Nox invited herself to take matters into her own hands, administering justice for Nixon by making a bit of Hell for Dani.
December 12, 2025. Portland House. Cardiff, Wales. ATTACK! Pro Wrestling: Under The Mistletour 2025 Friday. Nixon was among those who built ATTACK!. It’s still, forever, her house and she has to defend it. And she would, in a Snow Holds Barred Match against Dani Luna. Dani has fooled most of the ATTACK! fans to think she’s a hero but anyone who has seen her recently in TNA knows she’s a piece of garbage. I’d say Nixon and AJ were only administering justice in advance. Speaking of the young AJ Nox, Nixon warmly welcomed Nox to be in her corner for Snow Holds Barred. Since the people of Cardiff had long since turned on her, Nixon opted to be announced as hailing from Houston, Texas.
What is Snow Holds Barred? It’s a no disqualification match variant with some holiday plunder. Dani took control in the early going, sending Nixon to the floor with an exploder suplex. Nixon lured Dani into the crowd, sitting her in a chair and smacking her across the chest with a chop so hard it made Luna squirm. They battled through the crowd and back into the ring. Since it’s a no disqualification match, Nox freely smacked Dani with a wrapping paper role then slipped her on the ring apron like Luna was a wet bandit.
Nixon nearly took Dani’s face off in the corner with a running facewash and Cannonboar. Luna got to her feet only to fall again, struck a few times with the wrapping role followed by a textbook suplex onto it. Since it’s the season of giving, Nixon tossed Dani to the outside so Nox could get in a few vicious shots. The commentary cried about Nixon having an unfair advantage. BOO HOO! It’s no disqualification. Maybe Dani would have an ally if she didn’t turn on her former tag team partner and other friends. Dani has reaped what she sowed.
Newell smashed Dani with an uppercut in the corner. Nox put a steel chair into the ring which Nixon sat Dani in, hoping for The Shiniest Wizard. Instead, Nixon was sent face first into the chair by a drop toe hold. As Nixon sat herself up, Luna rampaged her off the chair to the canvas with a clothesline. Dani wasted time going over to the entrance gate to retrieve a wrapped giftbox. Luna’s time waster gave Nixon a moment to recover. Nixon struck Dani twice with the chair, followed by resting Luna’s head in the middle. Newell took off running, nearly shooting Luna’s face straight through the back of her head with a running PK!
You know what, This Chronicler thinks something has been missing? This match needed more holiday cheer! Nox delivered, handing Nixon tinsel and keeping some for herself. They took turns whipping Dani, who more than earned it having been on the naughty list for some time. The beating continued after the two tied Dani to the ropes with the tinsel. Nixon struck Luna stiffly numerous times with the wrapping roll. AJ lighted up as Nixon – ever the giving human – handed her the roll, ensuring Nox got in a couple shots.
Dani broke free of the tinsel, unleashing strikes on both. Newell swung the wrapping roll but Luna caught it. Dani mercilessly struck Nixon numerous times with the roll until Nox tried to put a stop to it, getting struck herself. Luna lifted Nox up in a powerbomb and smashed her to the canvas in a heap. Dani turned her attention to the box she had prior brought into the ring. Candy Canes were spilled out onto the canvas. Luna went for a suplex but Nixon fought it off, smashing Dani with a headbutt followed by a gourdbuster onto the canes.
Nixon sweetened things up, sticking some of the canes in Luna’s mouth and superkicking them right down her throat. Newell went for a cover but Dani kicked out. That was okay because Nixon had thoughts. Such thoughts… Nixon hauled a bunch of the remaining giftboxes by the entrance gate to the ring, setting Dani up for a Houston Destroyer off the second rope, calling back to her previous Snow Holds Barred Match in 2015. Dani fought it off, Nixon slipping down to the apron. In what even This Chronicler of Nixon’s Tale will admit was impressive, Dani stood on the second rope and deadlifted Nixon over the top rope and her head, tossing her with a German suplex into the giftboxes with EASE.
Dani executed the Luna Landing, her death valley driver into sit-out powerbomb, for two. The referee’s hand hadn’t even raised and AJ Nox was on Dani, choking her out with the tinsel. Nixon valiantly fought through the pain she endured for 15 minutes, striking Dani flush to the skull with what I’m now going to call The Deadliest Wizard. Newell covered Dani. Nox laid on top of Nixon. 1-2-3. And your winner, undefeated in Snow Holds Barred Matches, is Nixon Newell. Nox helped Nixon to the back as the Cardiff Crybabies moaned. You know what? Those who disrespected Nixon Newell don’t even deserve coal for the holidays.
Additional Information | Nixon Newell (with AJ Nox) defeated Dani Luna in a Snow Holds Barred Match (15:36) at ATTACK! Pro Wrestling: Under The Mistletour 2025 Friday on December 12, 2025 at Portland House in Cardiff, Wales.
